Composition/Works/Songs 2/A Paper Of Pins/Notes

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A Paper Of Pins

2-Voice Evolving Canon

Work
The boy's and girl's parts of A Paper Of Pins have been arranged as 2 sections of a 2-voice evolving canon, the first section in diatonic minor and the second section in diatonic major.

Lyrics

         The boy- Verse 1
                   I’ll offer to you a paper of pins,
                   For that’s the way my love begins;
                   I’ll offer to you a paper of pins,
                   If you will marry me.

         The girl- Verse 1
                   I’ll never accept your paper of pins,
                   That’s not the way my love begins;
                   I’ll never accept your paper of pins,
                   And I won’t marry you.

         Verse 2
                   I’ll offer to you a nice easy chair,
                   To comb your golden hair;
                   I’ll offer to you a nice easy chair,
                   If you will marry me.

         Verse 2
                   I’ll never accept your coach and six,
                   That’s not the way my love begins;
                   I’ll never accept your coach and six,
                   And I won’t marry you.

         Verse 3
                   I ’ll offer to you a fine dress of red,
                   Stiched all around with golden thread;
                   I ’ll offer to you a fine dress of red,
                   If you will marry me.

         Verse 3
                   I’ll never accept your fine dress of red,
                   Stiched all around with golden thread;
                   I’ll never accept your fine dress of red,
                   And I won’t marry you.

         Verse 4
                   I ’ll offer to you the key to my heart,
                   That we may love and never part
                   I ’ll offer to you the key to my heart,
                   If you will marry me.

         Verse 4
                   I’ll never accept the key to your heart,
                   That we may love and never part;
                   I’ll never accept the key to your heart,
                   And I won’t marry you.

         Verse 5
                   I ’ll offer to you the key to my chest,
                   With all the gold that you request;
                   I ’ll offer to you the key to my chest,
                   If you will marry me.

         Verse 5
                   I’ll gladly accept the key to your chest,
                   With all the gold that I request;
                   I’ll gladly accept the key to your chest,
                   And I will marry you.

         Verse 6
                   Oh, coffee you love, and also love tea,
                   And you love gold, but don’t love me;
                   Oh, coffee you love, and also love tea,
                   If you will marry me.

         Verse 6
                   I’d rather be a lonely old maid,
                   Take my stool and sit in the shade;
                   I’d rather be a lonely old maid,
                   And I won’t marry you.

Performance

Routine
This song is traditionally sung in 2 quite different versions -
         !. A rather adult, disillusioned, negative version, with the verses given above,
                   in which the rapacious Girl turns the Boy off,
                   and they agree to disagree in a "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" ending.
         2. A Disney / happy ending, in which the Girl accepts the Boy's offer, using
                   Verses 1-3, for both the Boy and the Girl, then
                   Verse 4 for the Boy, and a modified version of Verse 5 for the Girl :
                             I’ll gladly accept the key to your heart,
                             That we may love and never part;
                             I’ll gladly accept the key to your heart,
                             And I will marry you.